It wasn't Mark Foley! It was The Roman Catholic Church!

So, I'm sure you've all heard of this Mark Foley thing in the news.

Attorney David Roth, speaking on Foley's behalf at a Florida news conference Tuesday, said Foley was molested between ages 13 and 15 by a clergyman. He declined to identify the clergyman or the church, but Foley is Roman Catholic.

"Mark does not blame the trauma he sustained as a young adolescent for his totally inappropriate" e-mails and instant messages, Roth said. "He continues to offer no excuse whatsoever for his conduct."

Then why the hell bring it up? I call bullshit. Hell, I call bulldiarrhea.

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SHAGGY
Gee Scoob, I don't know why Rep. Mark Foley would act that way.

FRED
Hey, gang, I don't think were seeing the whole picture.

[Removes Mask]

EVERYONE
(Gasp) The Roman Catholic Church?!

VELMA
Jinkies!

THE ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH
Yeah, it was me, and I would've gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!

SCOOBY DOO
Scrooby Doobie Doo!

Hugs and (Legal Age) Handjobs,

-JQ

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