I Work in a Symphony of Phlegm

Winter is getting its full head of steam, Christmas is right around the corner, and Hanukah has already started.

And to commemorate this season's tidings of joy, my workplace has gotten together to unleash a cacophony of hacking, wet, choking coughs ringing down upon every healthy ear within a four mile radius.

Anything to make the season brighter.

Deck the Halls with Boughs of Holly, Hacka hacka COUGH, Ca-hack hack COUGH.

Hugs and [Coughing Fit],

-JQ

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