And Now For Something Completely... How the f*ck did that UNICORN get in here?!

For whatever reason, now I can't find anything BUT Unicorns on the web. Trust me, they're everywhere.

I'm convinced they've infiltrated the Internet, and have secretly captured the NetGremlin Kingdom.

Look out, E-mail Gnomes, they're eyeing you next.

Hugs and Handjobs,

-JQ

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