Retired Jokes

Two jokes you can't use anymore:

(In the late 1970's, White House Chief of Staff Hamilton Jordan was accused of snorting cocaine in the Jimmy Carter White House.)

Q. What do Ham Jordan and [first lady]Roslyn Carter have in common?

A. They both blow a little dope in the White House.


(When Trans-world Airlines, popularly known as TWA, went out of business, it ended this classic statement.)

While flying, travellers can enjoy beverages like, soda, milk, coffee, or that famous TWA Tea.

(Say that to yourself until you get it...)