Monday, February 12, 2007

Caution: Be Careful When Mis-dialing!!!

So I'm checking my voicemail message on my cell phone as we now have a no-cell phone policy at my office and I wish I would've saved this message but I was laughing so hard I deleted it.

Let me first state that the woman was calling from a restricted line so there is no way I can call her back.

Let me also set this up by stating that I received 2 phone calls this weekend on my cell phone from a number I don't know, and they didn't leave a message either time.

So the message goes:
Sara, you f*cking b*itch. I wanna know why you're on my husband's cell phone. I wanna know who the f*ck you think you are...............B*tch!!!!!
Help!! Some strange, ANGRY woman is cell phone stalking me because her husband mis-dialed!!

Cell phone users: Be careful when dialing phone numbers into a cell phone!!

Men with with possessive, ANGRY wives: Don't leave your cell phone lying around when you are not there as this may result in someone getting cell phone stalked, or mugged, or worse!!!

Sigh! Ain't technology grand!!!

Oh, and if anyone tries to call my cell phone I probably won't be answering it for the next couple of days.

Send me an email.

Happy Monday!!

-Sawa

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Thursday, February 08, 2007

They Always Come In Threes...

That's right, hot on the broken heels of everyone's favorite one hit wonder, Barbaro, news comes today that yet another horse, Anna Nicole Smith, has gone belly up.
Sadly, this one collapsed, thus denying anyone the chance to shoot her. (Sigh)

Wait... I'm suddenly getting a premonition!
I see... Trimspa ... going bankrupt!

Oh, and heads up, Miss Parker.
You're in the crosshairs.

Hugs and Handjobs,

-JQ

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Thursday, February 01, 2007

Aqua Teen Hunger Force - The New Face Of Terrorism

Yesterday, Boston experienced a massive panic when a series of "mysterious devices" appeared around the city. Authorities closed bridges and a highway and actually went so far as to detonate one, thinking it was a bomb, only to find out later it was a publicity stunt for the Cartoon Network's late night cartoon, Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Yeah, these guys.
And here's one of the "devices."

This whole thing has spiraled out of control, with Boston's Mayor threatening legal action against Turner Broadcasting. Which is ridiculous, because the devices had been up for three weeks!!
What if they had been bombs? Way to be on top of things, Mr. Mayor. Good luck in that re-election bid.

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Cartoons have definitely changed. You'd never see the Smurfs take such a guerilla approach to marketing. Although, now that I think about it, Papa Smurf DOES kinda look like an Al Qaeda agent.


Hmmmm...

Hugs and Handjobs,

-JQ

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