Ugg Shoes Are A Menace

Ok, I'll admit, right at the beginning of this post, that I do not like Ugg boots or shoes.

I have no justification for this, just that I find them Ugg-ly. (Ok, that joke sucked, but it gets my point across. Bite me.)

But why are they a menace?

Public Enemy

Because in the middle of the night, in the darkness, I got out of bed, stepped on on my wife's pseudo-furred Ugg and thought I killed my cat.

Hugs and Handjobs,

-JQ

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